I was at my grandmother's house today, and as I was waiting for my dad to get his things so we could go home, I saw across the street kick the dog she walking. In between the legs.

Fuck no, I am not kidding.

If I ever see her again, I'll punt her in the cunt so hard that she can say goodbye to all her chances of having babies.

That is all.

So I name my newfound puppy "Gaston," and the next day I discover that Gaston's female? o_O;

Imagine that. Heh.

Why, that would be twitchytwitch , of course. Friends till the end, amirite or amirite~? =3

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I was walking on the upper floor of Bergen Community College's technology building, and something outside the window was caught at the corner of my eye. I turned to face the window and see before me a Canada goose laying down on a nest that was brought up to the lower roof. It was cleaning itself all kyooot and fluffing its feathers. But I hope that there are no eggs in that rooftop nest. X_x;